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Your birthday is important AF. It's the one holiday that celebrates the beginning of your existence, and for that alone, you deserve an extra slice of cake (or five). With the spotlight shining exclusively on you, you need to take advantage of that birthday glow with some dope selfies in your new dress. You'll be too busy partying it up, so when you're ready to post on social media, have some funny birthday captions for Instagram ready and waiting.

You probably have an epic plan for the big day, whether it's a birthday dinner with your besties or maybe you're keeping it casual with a wine night at home. Whatever you have in mind, you plan to smile the whole day through, and with any of these 35 hilarious captions for your birthday pics, you'll ensure everyone is laughing along with you.

Like fine wine, you only get better with age, so show off your birthday girl realness with some extra special pics on the 'Gram. My present to you is all of these ready-to-use captions. No work is needed — just a copy and paste, and get back to the confetti throwing. Enjoy that cake, and cheers to another fab year of you.

1. 'The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana.' — Betty White

2.'I don't get older, I level up.'

3.'Do I smell birthday cake?'

4.'Sassy since birth.'

5.'Hey shawty, it's sherbert day.'

6.'Have a tea-riffic birthday.'

7.'Happy birthday. May your Facebook be filled with messages from people you never talk to.'

8.'It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.'

9.'You feta have a gouda birthday!'

10.'Birthdays are nature's way of telling you to eat more cake.' — Jo Brand

11.'Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you.'

12.'Inside every older person is a younger person — wondering what the hell happened.' — Cora Harvey Armstrong

13.'On this day, a queen was born.'

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14.'Gonna party like it's my birthday.. 'cause it is.'

15.'Hope your birthday is a piece of cake.'

16.'I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22.' — Taylor Swift, '22'

17.'Eating my cake and wearing it, too.'

18.'Turned my birthday into a lifestyle.' — Drake, 'Pop Style'

19.'Time to drink champagne and dance on the tables.'

20.'Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.' — Walt Disney

21.'It's your birthday, turnip the beet.'

22.'Another birthday? No prob-llama.'

23.'Hap-Bey birthday.'

24.'I woke up like this.' — Beyoncé, 'Flawless'

25.'I'm just a whole year more incredibler.'

26.'Having a grate birthday. This was the cheesiest caption I could find.'

27.'Wishing I had s'more birthday wishes.'

28.'I'm happy to report that my inner child is still ageless.' — James Broughton

29.'It's my birthday. I can be a little shellfish.'

30.'I'm just here for the birthday cake.'

31.'Birthday candles aren't the only things getting lit this weekend.'

32.'Humble, with just a hint of Kanye.'

33.'I forgive you for being younger than me.'

34.'I didn't need Facebook to remind me it was your birthday.'

35.'The party don't start till I walk in.' — Kesha, 'TiK ToK'

This post was originally published on July 7, 2018. It was updated on Aug. 12, 2019.

It’s the eve of my 24th birthday and although my life is drastically different, it feels like I’m finding myself places I’ve been before. I’ve survived a year in New York, grown up, altered my lifestyle, met someone and fell in love and now I’m trying desperately to force myself out of it.

I thought I would go into my 24th year on this Earth as someone new, in a completely new circumstance, ready to grow into myself as a person. I’ve been at my job for a year and ready to move on, we’re in the works of moving into a new apartment, and I thought I had someone I loved by my side to get me through all the trying times.

I’ll never forget on “Sex and the City” that Carrie once said something along the lines of “New York women are always looking for either a job, a boyfriend, or an apartment”. I thought I was going to have at least two out of three set going into my mid-twenties, but it’s looking like I’m just another lost cause; I have a job, but want to move on, but have no idea anymore what I want to do with my life. I thought I was going into a long-standing relationship, but that was pulled out from beneath me and I’m left alone, yet again, like I’ve been so many times. Just me, my computer, and my broken heart. If I had a pick up truck or liked animals, I could write a country song. The apartment we’re looking to move into seems like a lost cause at this point, as we have no idea when we’re moving. It’ll happen eventually, but no one knows when.

Ultimately, I want to be happy. And in my last month of being 23, I went from being happy and almost completely content, to having all of my dreams in front of me dashed. I feel completely lost right now and don’t know what to do. And all I can do is wallow, which is the worst part.

I just felt I hadn’t written in so long, which is a real shame. I just can’t find the energy to write at all anymore, I’m usually busy or too tired from work. I guess I’ll have a lot more free time now, however, so I guess I’ll have that going for me. It’s just that I’m turning 24 in less than three hours and I don’t even know how I feel about it. I guess I mostly feel empty, and I wish there was something I could do to fix that. Right now though, it doesn’t look like there’s a solution in sight.